... wid your fingers in beachwear and chappals and at 1/10 th the cost
Drive down to the taj in a BEST bus
walk down to the front
click a foto of u and your girl
by the roadside fotographer
Then walk down the lane to The Bagade Resturant
if u want a drink
walk across to the restaurant opposite
just gulp the beer
dont order eats
then go back to The Bagade
and eat to your hearts content
Beef Biryani is good at Rs 25/-
If u want Chicken its better
huge chunks of chicken legs
while u oggle at the hippie breasts of the hippie girl opposite
it just costs u Rs 55/-
u dont have to tip
if u dont want to
Just grab a few tooth picks
and pick your teeeth
standing in front of the Taj
click another pic
to send to your poor cousin at Anand mohalla, Lucknow district, UP
Bagagade?? or Bagdad somethin??
ReplyDeletei recommend go to Bade Mia! It's a dhaba kinna thing just behind Taj Mahal Hotel (Mumbai)...and itz got DELICIOUS FOOD, esp for non-veggies!!! Tiz alwez so crowded n tiz got all hi-fi crowd there, ppl with Mercedes n all to eat dhaba food ... neglect the hygiene though ... lol ...i remember goin there with ma sis n cousins afta comin bck frm a disc in Taj, nd was surprised 2 find we werent the only ones !!
cheesy's homepage is set to www.imnutsincaps.blogspot.com
ReplyDeletelubsedings yous
ReplyDeletegoodmorning
:)
3.33 mouse shut up!! i will burn you
ReplyDeletelubsedings yous
ReplyDeletewat dis means ???
where are the
ReplyDeletedance bar girls?
is cheesy termite a dance bar girl?
i have just rupee 1 today
.
lbsedingly yous
ReplyDeleteis for
RC mouse
lalu ka time aa gaya
ReplyDeletetera time kab ayega, saby?
RC
cheesy dances on bar tops topless
ReplyDeletebut she does her ting only at The Taj
looks at RC
ReplyDeleteblushes
writes down phone number on a paper
and leaves on RC's table
waiting for ring rring
lallu kaun ?
ReplyDeletetera baap lallu
teri maa ...
cheesy likes older men
ReplyDeletemen like pithaly
she knows who has the moolah
.
grim reaper just knocked on saby's doors
ReplyDeletesaby said
"am in bathroom honney, gimme a min"
and reaper saw the bathroom window broke open
and he said "saby ki &#$@&*"
and
"saale kiddher jayega re"
.
i have moolah too
ReplyDeleteamong other tings
saby
ReplyDeletespend your moolah
and 'other tings'
on your lubseding WIFE
not on young and gullible girls like cheesy
last heard in saby's house
ReplyDeletemaria:saby, you are not 'standing up' for me
saby:and you are not Tarrannum, either
maria:that does it
saby:tallaq, tallaq, tallaq
maria:say dat to ur sore ass
do cat likks get divorced or tallaqed?
ReplyDeletenot afraid of death and dying
ReplyDeleteonly worried dat minnie will commit sati
avoid cat likk priests
ReplyDeleteand
19 yr old cat likk girls
in skirts
they are 'good with cross'
and give u guilty feelings
i have no religion
ReplyDeleteonly LOVE
for all
goand daru
ReplyDeleteand
cat likk girls
the older, the better
bareek bareek wokol maka zai
ReplyDeleteminnie
like minnie
saby doing an
ReplyDeleteanthony gonsalvez
and minnie da
zeenat/parveen
maria is
tuntun
my name is saby dasouza
ReplyDeletenot antony gonsavez ASSHOLE
don't call mouses ASSHOLE
ReplyDeletemouses have saby's voodoo doll
shout an obscenity, mouses will prick a pin
at it.
pins and
ReplyDeletepricks cannot hurt me
"Solitude"
ReplyDeleteMy name it means nothing
my fortune is less
My future is shrouded in dark wilderness
Sunshine is far away, clouds linger on
Everything I posessed - Now they are gone
Oh where can I go to and what can I do?
Nothing can please me only thoughts are of you
You just laughed when I begged you to stay
I've not stopped crying since you went away
The world is a lonely place - you're on your own
Guess I will go home - sit down and moan.
Crying and thinking is all that I do
Memories I have remind me of you
:)
A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
ReplyDeleteflagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man
walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my
truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be
taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I
don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them
to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."
I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the
blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San
Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde
walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps,
much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled
off the road and ran over to the blonde.
"What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you
$100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, "but we had money left
over ---so now we're going to Sea World."
who is that girl? and who r these ppl? lol!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.