I love dis girl-woman ....
Things my Mom (or Aunts or other ladies pretending to be motherly) should have told me! (Which I had to discover myself : )
1) The real orgasm is how you feel after the physical orgasm is over.
2) You can also have sex when you're physically far away from someone.
3) The sexiest wet dream ever is when you dream of making love to yourself. (I wonder if that is lesbian sex?)
4) The only sluts (girls or guys) around are those who pretend to enjoy something they don't and pretend not to enjoy something they do.
5) Pretence is also the single easiest way to ruin your love-life for forever.
6) Concentration is so important when you're making love! The 'dreamy far away' thing just won't work then.
7) And Yes, holding hands can get you pregnant. With something more life-impacting than a baby - a madness that will keep burning inside you for years and years and years. You just never know when this could happen...you just wake up one day and realize its happened.
The real scoop on sex concludes that sex is no more than 'cooperative masturbation' until emotions and feelings are involved, no matter what they are.
And that its better to listen to your own instinct in any moment rather than the many voices of the many sex-advisors we've all been swamped with ever since religion and AIDS were discovered.
posted by Miss Sensuality (refer my side pane)
Was always looking at answers frem de greats!!!
ReplyDeleteDiify,
ReplyDeletewatch it
u cant take dis girl for a ride
she nos too much
Pssst! dat girl from down under took all her suitors for a ride
ReplyDeletewhy do u have to always bring the world crashing on me...ok loll..lissen...u know guys have a g-spot too??
ReplyDeletei read abt dat
ReplyDeletei cudnt find mine
did u find yours?
loll...male anatomy..pic shows...its three inches frem...the...a$$****...mes still waiting to be banged ....
ReplyDeleteperhaps u cud try finding mine
ReplyDeletei will try looking for yours
he he...yip picture in reverse..
ReplyDeleteYeah!
ReplyDeletewe will show dis miss dat
we men can do wid out girls too
loll..i knew sumone out there wud find me..saby....The truth was out there!!!
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA HA ......
ReplyDeleteall our g/f's are gonna burn
your place or mine ?
ReplyDeleteHmm..my palce...since uz always worried abt dishes...
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ReplyDeletedeal !
ReplyDeletei do u
u do the dishes
i while be ard watchin over u tc ..tata
ReplyDeleteheyyy i want yr mail id
ReplyDeleteand the duplicate keys to yr pad
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ReplyDeleteu kidding me dear ?
ReplyDeletewtf?....nupe
ReplyDeleterite now!
ReplyDeletewhen's the next economy flight?
lol...ok..gtg...tc
ReplyDeleteHEY dIFFY,
ReplyDeleteU NEEDNT DELETE
Shiv Sena is out of power in Mumbai
gays have nutting to fear
I was gonna comment, but I think I walked in on the two of you having a hot and heavy session. hehehehe
ReplyDeletehi saby...lol
ReplyDeletelebian sex...? your writing about lesbian sex now? lol i have been gone to long-sits down-this is going to take some time! lmao
Husband asking his wife in bed : Thoda uper, Ab left,
ReplyDeleteItna nahi thoda right hoke piche.
Wife : You are fucking me or parking me?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA......Gasp ...Gasp ...... koff..koff..hohohoho
ReplyDeleteFUCKS! who is dis annony mouse who is trying to kill me
hmm I say sex can be really magical ONLY when u love the other person truly and when your hearts and minds are bonded forever with pure and perfect chemistry...else it's just lust, a physical need of any living being.
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
bonded forever ??
ReplyDeletedream on, baby
evryting must change
nutting stays the same
the young become the old
-George Benson
and passion subsides
i shud no
i been married for 24 years
-Saby
and there is dat 7-year itch
its a phase we all go through
both husband and wife
though we try to suppress it
but in vain
O' bolo ta ra ra.....
ReplyDeleteehehehh......
dafa ho ja yaha see......
Its time to chuck de.vile out of your sidebar.
ReplyDeleteIf you still havent done that, that is.
Saby you sicko Tanvi is of your daughter's age.Have some shame in you.Twice on your blog you posted that you are on hiatus and that you are sick of yourself.What exactly are you sick off?Idiot , you said that you know where to draw the line.This is what you talk,having sex with a 16 year old?
ReplyDeleteSaby have no respect for woman.
he is a sick el bastardo.dunno what amazes shae.
no control over his tongue and says ino where to draw the line
diffy is scared of anony mouse attack on his blog........
ReplyDeleteTINA is my daughter too
ReplyDeleteand I love TINA too
"Many indeed are the miracles of that time: God crucified; the sun darkened and again rekindled; for it was fitting that the creatures should suffer with their Creator; the veil rent; the Blood and Water shed from His Side; the one as from a man, the other as above man; the rocks rent for the Rock's sake; the dead raised for a pledge of the final Resurrection of all men; the Signs at the Sepulchre and after the Sepulchre, which none can worthily celebrate; and yet none of these equal to the Miracle of my salvation. A few drops of Blood recreate the whole world, and become to all men what rennet is to milk, drawing us together and compressing us into unity."
ReplyDeleteSt. Gregory the Theologian (patron saint of Fr. Gregory)
This extraordinary reference to Easter (this now being the season for the Orthodox) shows just how much the resurrection of Christ means to a Christian. It's the sheer regenerative power of the resurrection which drives this faith, ("a few drops of blood recreate the whole world.") It's not that the resurrection is some sort of way off hope for a believer but rather that the whole Cosmos now has potential for life having been liberated from corruption and death.
Some people can only see corruption and death in the world, (often the eyes do not lie). To be a Christian though is to see the world through God's eyes, not blind to its tragedy but seeing beyond its tragedy to something infinitely more powerful. This faith has sustained Orthodox Christians through incredible hardship and persecution over many centuries. It is a faith that billions have lived and died for. The reason? God in Christ makes all things new. Here is a freedom from corruption and decay that is forged out of Infinite Love ... the most powerful personal reality in the Cosmos. This is the "rennet" (clotting agent) that binds, heals, restores and brings all things into unity. It is life. Eternal life.
As St. Augustine declaimed:- "We are an Easter people and 'Alleluia' is our song!"
This is Orthodox Great and Holy Week prior to Pascha (Easter). The Matins of Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday have a general theme, watchfulness, preparedness to receive Christ the Bridegroom when he comes.
ReplyDeleteThis allusion to Matthew 25:1-13 may seem strange. The plain meaning concerns the second coming and yet here we have the reference at the beginning of Great and Holy Week. The reason becomes clear when we consider that Pascha inagurates a New Creation which is the Kingdom of God.
Our watchfulness and preparedness in Great and Holy Week is designed to enable us to enter more deeply into the paschal mystery ... for here, in the death and resurrection of our Lord and God and Saviour Jesus Christ is the Genesis and End of all things. He is the Alpha and Omega of the Cosmos, the suffering King, the wounded Healer, the Bridegroom of this Icon.
u may be right Saby...but what I'm saying right now is all I know at this stage of my life...I cant think so far ahead when I'd be married for a long time etc etc...
ReplyDeleteKeshi.