i wish to pass on my tots to the younger gen. I also want to keep my self up-dated on wat is cool and wat is not ... as perceived by dis gen. If i were to be born again, i wud want to be a mother or a teacher in junior school. The fate of dis world depends on the values imbibed by the little ones today.as a public blogg we are exposed to annony mouse attacks. We do not exercise censorship or accept liability for these comments.
'BULL SHIT - All i wanna do is to have some funn before i die'
Thursday, February 17, 2005
who is dis cat dat is stalking Kesh ?.... dis is probably dat muslim guy dat wants to kill me
dis pic is stolen from caloovy elvis he is a nice guy ... if u can call guys nice guys... me i prefer woomen
A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month." The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the husband obviously very depressed.
You are back so soon. Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month...." the young man replied sadly. The pastor asked him what happened.
"Well, the first week was difficult..! .However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower.
The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain."
"However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts. One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right then and there." admitted the man, shamefacedly.
"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor.
"We know." said the young man, hanging his head, "We're no longer welcome at Home Depot either."
It does not relate to the topic. I just commented.
A lngoti is a loin cloth, tightly tied. Prevents hernia, esp. for bike riders, unlike the "elastic" panty-type firangi underwear. What's "firamgi"? - Foriegn, esp. Western. Ugh.
I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. @@@@saby bhai!
awwwwwww the cutest cat pic I eva seen!!! Omgggg my heart just skipped a beat looking at this...so sweet Saby!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
Pithaly says...
ReplyDeleteSaby's style:
A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We
have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from
sex for one whole month." The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half
weeks returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushers them into his
office, the wife is crying and the husband obviously very depressed.
You are back so soon. Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired "We are
terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for
the required month...." the young man replied sadly. The pastor asked
him what happened.
"Well, the first week was difficult..! .However, we
managed to abstain through sheer willpower.
The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain."
"However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading
from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts. One
afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she
bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with
her right then and there." admitted the man, shamefacedly.
"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated
the pastor.
"We know." said the young man, hanging his head, "We're no longer
welcome at Home Depot either."
u guys wondering who is dis Pithaly ?
ReplyDeleteHe is my langoti dost
he seen me tying my langoti
u cant bull shit to langoti dosts
they no all !
Good joke Pithaly lol :)
ReplyDeleteWat's a langoti anyways and how does this joke relate this post btw?
Keshi.
Pithaly says...
ReplyDeleteIt does not relate to the topic. I just commented.
A lngoti is a loin cloth, tightly tied. Prevents hernia, esp. for bike riders, unlike the "elastic" panty-type firangi underwear. What's "firamgi"? - Foriegn, esp. Western. Ugh.
what is home depot?
ReplyDeleteHome Depot is a chain of american hardware stores that als sell paint.
ReplyDeletehahahahahahaha got the joke now :))
ReplyDeletesome body please tell me
ReplyDeletewats the joke ??
- saby
words wont bring dat australayan girl back to me ...
ReplyDeleteshe cant read
- saby
I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
ReplyDelete@@@@saby bhai!
Anonymous said...
ReplyDeletejoke was u r a bhenchod (bahen=sister).